h0nex:

call my pussy a truffle the way your hog is hunting it down through the bush

(via nerves-nebula)

sylviii:

“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years

(via toast-the-unknowing)

dharmabeatdownblog:

tiwaztyrsfist:

shesnake:

this is the representation nepo babies deserve

I think it’s important to know, there’s an older picture of David signing stuff, with his father-in-law WHO WAS THE FIFTH DOCTOR, holding a very similar sign behind David’s back. I don’t have the pic, but you can probably find it if you look a bit.

(via seananmcguire)

snarkiestchicken:

y’all season 2 of good omens was like having a nice relaxing bubble bath with scented candles and bath bombs and shit and you’re just enjoying it so euphorically that it leaves you super vulnerable for when someone throws A FUCKIN TOASTER IN

fremedon:

ratgirl-big-tits:

ruckuscauser:

shredsandpatches:

mr-craig:

finally-figured-it-out:

finally-figured-it-out:

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

There once was a man from Verdun

There once was a man from the sticks
Whose limericks stopped at line six.
They were fine till line five
Then they took quite a dive —
But the problem is easy to fix
If you just ignore the last line, it doesn’t even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I’ve really lost control of this thing I’m so sorry…

There once was a man

From Cork who got limericks

And haiku confused.

There once was a man from the sticks

Who liked to compose limericks

But he failed at the sport

Because he wrote them too short

@limerickshere

There once was a fellow named Dan,
Whose poetry never would scan.
When told this was so,
He replied, “Yes, I know–
It’s because I try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can.”

(via toast-the-unknowing)

bumblequinn:

YOUNG MAN

there’s no need to look down, i said

YOUNG MAN

really, please don’t look down, i said

YOUNG MAN

cast your gaze not upon

t h e d r e a d

R I F T

O F

C O S M I C

T E R R O R S

(via mr-sheridan)

drawsoneverything:

Butches 💕

(via peterparkerisspider-man)

kiddycup:

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wistfulwatcher:

Galavant | 2.07 “Love and Death”

(via tooquirkytolose)